Beer Around Town

I dropped into Bailey’s yesterday to grab another glass of the Block 15 Pappy’s Dark before it ran out. Upon taking a seat I discovered a sheet of paper with the following:

“The people that work for the apartment building I live at stole a few expensive cars from me. To name a few of them: a red audi, a blue jeep, and a honda, and alot of other cars that they drive in with. They told me at the building that they don’t remember that and they constantly harass me. One is a black man, the other two white women. One tall with brown hair a woman whose a shape shifter. They always call with fake threats suposedly from me to every company in town. The red audi sometimes is a purple honda on spy mode.”

Was this a note from the future, drug induced paranoia, or just a case of having a few to many Pappy’s Darks and a pen?